dear diary 2020 edition
Is The Gas Chamber Painful, In June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window ⦠I hope you find a new job soon.
At this point we are over it , just tell us whatâs next .... Aliens? and don’t forget we just discovered FLYING SNAKES! Learn how your comment data is processed. Aliens? I couldn’t agree more! March 20, 2020 at 6:26 PM The universal saying that Iâve heard for many years is: And this, too, shall pass. I am not sure who the author of this is, but it’s genius!!! I am grateful to continue moving towards our new normal as we enter week 19 of the Coronavirus ⦠I can say when I was in between projects, I thought I was going to lose my mind. (at end of post). Thanks for reading Pearlie! This is great fun to read. Whoever wrote it, is a clever person! I wish I could say it isn’t true, but I can’t ♀️♀️♀️. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? I agree, can’t it be something cool for a change? You are absolutely right – it is all true. Dear Diary 2020 Edition Published July 2, 2020 by ⦠How about you? I keep checking myself! Thanks for the post, Mel. Tamara Lush, Associated Press. (Carol totally killed her husband), and Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross. I have to re-read it again because it is so full of MASSIVE info!!!!! It is HILARIOUS!!! Can't wait to write to you tomorrow!" The June part is the best I reckon… Worryingly hilarious! I know right?? In March, stuff hit the fan. This is the first time EVER, politics has gotten under my skin. Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? I donât even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. There were protests in every city ,which was confusing to some of us because people were definitely gathering in crowds of more than 10 and for sure closer than 6 foot away ⬅️➡️from each other . so funny! We’re staring down October, and you’ve got a ton of material! I too would like them to finish out the year so I can add it to this. ( Log Out / I know right? Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. It’s ridiculous!!! Day 1: As the country cancels everything and buys ⦠Sending you some good juju for a job. Too good! Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, itâs only Aprilâ¦.In May, the biblical end times kicked off , historical locust swarms, we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 ⦠I actually relived the first six months of the year , Hilarious, sad, crazy – all of it, and the same here in Australia pretty much! But, then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life … or did he? Ready for it to be over! I donât even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Are you having a good summer lady?? Looks like all the bases were touched on this one, as well as a few nerves. Thanks for reading Aiva!!! In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten. We then learned of meth-gators , and I’m like that is so not on my flipping 2020 Bingo card can we use it as the free space?? It pretty much sums its all up!! IT. I’m actively looking for a new permanent job (strangely enough, recruiters are not fighting to get me ) and Covid is slightly ruining the atmosphere … Some DIY in the house too… In May, the biblical end times kicked off , historical locust swarms, we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games however people forgot to let us know. OMG! Maybe even a good laugh , like hahaha April Fools! Can we get an updated version of this hysterical Post? Dear Black Girl" an event for young ⦠Loved it! I found it to be super clever too….Wish my mind thought like this. I’m glad it made ya laugh Joanne!! Falling Leaves. "Dear Diary, on Oct. 3rd, 2020, a Florida State quarterback actually played the position well. Aliens? Successful Columbia Essays Reddit, In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up ⦠Dear Diary 2020 Edition, In January, Australia caught on fire. I donât even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. Dear Diary. Welcome to level 7 (July). hugs . Some of the emojis may not translate so sorry about that! ( Log Out / Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. I better go out and become informed.. ;-).. Truth! Boring as hell to be honest ⦠Actually I doubt hell is boring, but you know what I mean!!! https://www.google.com/search?q=whale+in+the+amazon&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS820US820&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=cuQvNqhk6jAehM%252Cb6zDYcJzQcIufM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSHwbnv7dJML4CeJA27srQlBZuD6Q&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi-gsCppq_qAhVLGTQIHemDAI4Q_h0wBHoECA8QCg&biw=1152&bih=705#imgrc=cuQvNqhk6jAehM. I do like that word! We are just blowing in the wind until we get a new president. There were protests in every city, but then people forgot about the pandemic called COVID Not 1 through 18. Those people must have forgotten about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. ( Log Out / Download: Manual; 0 of 0 File information. And, yes, we are indeed fortunate to be experiencing this when technology is ⦠Dear Diary 2020 Edition, In January, Australia caught on fire. I donât even know if that fire was put out, because we str a ight up almost went to war with Iran. Who would have thought that 2020 could be so busy and we didn’t go anywhere in the last 6 months!!!?? Post was not sent - check your email addresses! That has to be dragging you down a bit. Glad you found it interesting Jules!
Then we learned that the Congo's worst ever Ebola outbreak is over , and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worse ever? Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, get y’all to close all of the schools so y’all can appreciate teachers for once (because you can’t teach them anything other than how to use a touch screen♀️ ) close down all of salons so you can’t get your ♂️ hair or your nails done , everyone had to work from home and attend Zoom meetings in their underwear. Ha! to rip up a speech , but then The WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty⚖️, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink♀️, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor ⚕️ who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18. It’s pee your pants funny!!! We might actually still be almost at war with ⦠As I walked toward the bus stop, there was only one other person on the street: an older ⦠I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped the f— out, but then there was thing happening in China, then Prince Harry and Megan peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial, and then corona virus showed up in the US “officially,” but then Kobe died and UK peaced out of the European Union. We might actually still be almost at war ⦠Dear Diary 2020 Edition In January, Australia caught on fire. years. then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like ♂️♀️DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe that repeats itself every so many days , and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT‼️ but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly …. It’s so overwhelming when you read it and crazy that any of us have survived. METROPOLITAN DIARY âWednesdays Are the Days He Drives Into Manhattan From Brooklynâ Flirting on Mott Street, waiting for the M and more reader tales of New York City in this ⦠Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April…. Media struggled with how to focus on two important things at once, but then people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing, and a dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest after monkeys stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid narrowly missed Earth. No direction. Boring as hell to be honest … Actually I doubt hell is boring, but you know what I mean!!! ……. , Particularly spicy! March 20, 2020. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. In my books, you will always be welcome to Canada … although our government might not feel the same for a while! Loading... Unsubscribe from Gwendolyn Show? We might actually still be almost at war with them. Posted on April 10, 2020 by Nikki Shields under All Things Family, Dear Diary: Quarantine Edition. xoxo, Ha! In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up a speech, but then WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18. Find event and ticket information. I had to check first “the whale found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest” because I was like “whaaaat? I am going to begin to send by-weekly updates on Mondays.
This is the complete Dear Teddy Series. Adopt me so I can become a Canadian citizen!!! Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Somewhere I read, this year is a game of Jumanji. Eventbrite - Quiana A Malone presents Dear Black Girl - Saturday, May 9, 2020 at The Black Box Theatre, Jacksonville, FL. The double H’s! ☄️ Asteroids? By the way, all the fires are out in Aus…for now…. Social distance hiking and packing our own food for picnic meals……Well we are going unless Colorado quarantines us too!!! So glad u enjoyed AB. joy, happiness, travel, adventure, gratitude. Funny but sad.
Aww of the Kawenâs came out at once, and peopwe stawted teawing down statues. My dog seems to be happy that Iâm home more, but my catâ¦not so much. people legit started to protest lockdown measures with AR-15s, ⚾️sports events were cancelled everywhere. In ☀️ June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing, but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a ✝️God given right (still haven’t found that part in the bible or even in the constitution). It is, sadly all true! It is, sadly all true! Asteroids? Dear Diary: It was my first day going to work after moving into a house in Midwood. Ugh – saw this online also and wanted to both laugh and cry! In June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing, but then a whole lot of people realized the south was actually the most unpatriotic thing ever and actually lost the civil war, and there are a large amount of people who feel that statues they don’t even know the name of are needed for … history reasons….. but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a God given right (still haven’t found that part in the bible or even in the constitution), but then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT, but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly not that great, but everyone is on Facebook arguing that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works, but then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Corona Virus. We might actually still be almost at war with them . !” But hey, most of this post made me go “wait whaaaat? , seriously! I just saw this after I asked how you were doing (again)! In March, shit hit the fan. I donât even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. Trump decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court to shut down Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic, but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert, which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud, but then I learned of meth-gators, and I’m like that is so not on my f-ing 2020 Bingo card, but then we learned that the Congo’s worst ever Ebola outbreak is over, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worst ever? It was a good share. I know! Then we learned that the Congo’s worst ever Ebola outbreak is over , and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worse ever? The emoji use is impeccable. Sad but all true! Isn’t it a known truth that in a crisis both the really good and really bad come out in people? In April, Bernie finally busted✌ himself out of the presidential race , but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learned that no one has face masks , ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID , and by now our outgrowth is showing, so there’s a shortage on box hair dye and all of our hair dressers are like , NO DONT DO IT!!! Last updated 30 November 2020 ⦠NSFW - there are some swears I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, but then the DOW took a shit on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing (I still don’t), but then we were all introduced to Tiger King. My initial reaction had been ‘WTH?’. Whole. Happy Weekend! Change ). But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. Haha! ⦠Hope you all are well!! Just so crazy!!!! Cancel Unsubscribe. but the very sad part is, it is all true. Funny stuff, and I like all the emojis. Can it just be something cool or fun for once? I donât even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. Original author not cited: In ï¸ January, Australia caught on fire. Yay!!!!! I donât even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. We have been having a pretty fun summer. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust, but then Italy shut its whole ass down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency was declared in US, but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? Everyone is on Facebook arguing ♀️ that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works , but then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Coronavirus. I can’t believe how my state just really isn’t doing anything at all. Future generations may use them to understand what daily life was like ⦠( Log Out / A dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest after monkeys stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid ☄️ narrowly missed the Earth. The others, well, I don’t know what to say. Sad, but hilariously true. There are just so many lines in here that are priceless. Dear Diary 2020 Edition In January, Australia caught on fire. Thanks for reading!! I keep looking but haven’t seen an update!! I am hoping another one comes out soon!! In May, the biblical end times kicked off historical locust swarms and then we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games but people forgot to let us know, but then people legit protested lockdown measures with AR-15s, and then sports events were cancelled everywhere. Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April…. I couldn’t help but share it. A good laugh was needed on this fine Thursday afternoon. Whoever wrote this, thank you! Sunday, July 5, 2020 Dear Diary (2020 Edition) Dear Diary 2020 Edition In January, Australia caught on fire. We might actually still be almost at ⦠7/20/2020. In April, Bernie finally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learned that no one has face masks, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID, but then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life… or did he? Thanks to whoever started this.I have no idea who wrote this; and damn it, I want to know.Also, why didn’t I know about the whale in the Amazon? Hope this brings a few chuckles to those in need!! In ❄️ January, Australia caught on fire. Dear Diary June 30th 2020 Edition: In January, Australia caught on fire. Oh my! Dear Diary: Quarantine Edition. For the past ⦠Made me happy. Dear Diary 2020 Edition: In January, Australia caught on fire. Original author not cited: In ï¸ â¦ We might actually still be almost at ⦠6/22/2020. I have no idea who wrote this; I want to know. I donât even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. ( Log Out / The DOW took a crap on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing (I still don’t), We were then all introduced to Tiger King and the ONE thing we can all agree on this year , Carol totally killed her husband⚰️ ….. whacked him! My own first topic post, and it's a copy and paste from a facebook post I got. Dear Diary -- 2020 Gwendolyn Edition Gwendolyn Show. Our country is insane right now. thanks for sharing . WTF all over the place!!! Dear Diary, Today is day five of the quarantine. I am so glad! Our governor just “trusts Iowans to do the right thing”. However, there is some sarcasm behind it that makes you feel that sadly it’s all true. Alll this happened while sitting at home day in and day out for months! I have to admit I had to lookup meth-gators. If we don’t laugh we’ll cry , Mixed emotions! FLYING SNAKES!!!! In January, Australia caught on fire. For all of our international friends, this is essentially what’s been happening in the US over the last several months. 2.2.5. I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped the crap out , but then there was this thing happening in China, then Prince Harry and Megan ✌ peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial ⚖️ , and then corona virus showed up in the US ✔️“officially,” but then Kobe died and UK peaced out of the European Union.
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